sapphiclalondes:

memeufacturing:

remember that time someone accused me of lying about my age because i changed my age in my bio from 14 to 15

*goes to someone’s birthday party* what kind of sjw bullshit is this

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curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

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whitegirlsaintshit:

Me: *starts crying*
Me to myself: omg here go your lil crybaby ass…

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gang0fwolves:

datingtipss:

April 19, 2016 at 08:00PM

i……….

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imstrongerthanallofyou:

peranora:

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

• Research papers
• Novel writing
• Play writing
• Short stories
• Homework assignments
• Ranting about your friends when they piss you off
• Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

HOW TO BRING BACK PPL WHO STOPPED WRITING IN 2009

Yes, but is there a Mac version?!

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5starkutti:

emigration:

QUARTERS!!!!! LMFAOOO

omfg 

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sunflowaog:

Oh wow

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boredpanda:

Bear, Lion And Tiger Brothers Haven’t Left Each Other’s Side For 15 Years

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whyisfuturesosad:

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

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suculentxs:

jamiatt:

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

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